A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely
candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they
do with the money.
The first got a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon got her
hair and nails done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed
up very nicely for the man. She told him that she did this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
gave these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because
she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times
the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint
account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money
he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know!!!
